tutorials

Here it is! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Where's the beef? Got Milk? Just do it. ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

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Yeah so.. here are the tutorials. Some of them might seem really basic to some people, but judging by the emails I've received I think that's exactly what people want. So if you read something you already know, skip ahead. There's bound to be a point where you'll eventually learn something. And if not, well then GTFO. I will NOT have a smarter man than me reading my website, sitting there on his fucking throne, sipping his stupid tea and casting upon me his divine fucking judgement. No sir.